Thursday, June 2, 2011

Sex Scenes & Laundry

I just finished a book lent to me by Loyal Reader Mom – A Reliable Wife  by Rovert Goolrick.  It was, um, kinda smutty actually.  It’s been no easy task to review books without giving the story away, since I think even the backs of books give away too much.  But if we were going to have a conversation about this book, here is how it would go.
You:  Give me the 90 second outline of the story – I probably won’t read it anyway.
Bookworm:  (Does so.)
You:  Wow, what an interesting a suspenseful tale you have spun, Bookworm / Robert Goolrick.  Tell me more about it for say, another 90 seconds.
Bookworm:  Ok.  (Proceeds to describe dramatic sexual fantasies of a repressed soul as well as from one or more prostitutes.)
You:  Oh wow.  This conversation is now a bit uncomfortable.
So, all in all it was a great story line, but written in a pretty weird way.  I played the squeaky clean version of a Reliable Wife in my home this week and did my husband’s laundry for the first time ever.  And by do his laundry, I mean that I washed and folded one load, and a second load has been sitting in the dryer for two days.  I am who I am.
Photo reference is of laundry, not sex scene.  Looks like you lose on this one, reader!

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