Sunday, December 2, 2012

Bookworm Brags About Husband Then Threatens Him – Likely He Will Never Know About Either


Ok readers, I am pretty sure I have this Mommy-thing down pat.   True, there is no actual baby in the mix yet, so perhaps I have just mastered pregnancy.  Either way, I am writing a blog entry now while my husband single handedly cleans out the basement.  I even gave a meek offer of help and it was declined.  Clearly whatever I am doing is working. 

This is coming on top of an already stellar weekend that included going to The Outback Steakhouse with friends and afterwards finishing the last few minutes of our audiobook Whiteout by Ken Follett.

Actually, Follett probably gets more credit than anyone for holding this family together, especially on long, frustrating traffic-filled drives where relationships are at their most fragile.  Once again he delivered a fast-moving, interesting thrill ride of a tale with a couple of wholly unnecessary sex scenes to make sure you are paying attention.  This audio book also happened to be the perfect length of 12.5 hours and was free from the local library so it won points all over the place.

In conclusion, my aforementioned Perfect Husband just saw me typing away and told me he thought I had given up on my blog.  He is not winning points as a loyal reader, so that basement better be spotless.

Mama chugs non-alcoholic beer at The Outback Steakhouse,
thus embracing "No Rules, Just Right" brand promise.
Photo credit: Andrew The Instagram Lover

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